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Empath Can’t Stop Touching Her Face Where Person She’s Speaking To Has Pimple

More Women Than Ever Are Running For Office? Um, I’d Rather Run FROM My Office!

The Science Behind Why Smoking One Cigarette Per Day Is Honestly Probably Fine

Study Suggests Female Employees Who Are Paid Fairly Spend Less Company Time Online Selling Panties

‘Devil’s Advocate Boy’ Statue Erected On Wall Street Next To ‘Fearless Girl’

How I Saved $1 A Day Just By Avoiding The Homeless Woman I Usually Give $1 To

How To Make Extracting Your Boyfriend’s Blackheads A Sex Thing

My Lashes Are So Full, Yet I Am So Hungry

How To Avoid Jessica At The Women’s March On Washington

I Don’t Owe Anybody An Explanation For The Big Wet Spot On My Shirt

5 Morning Rituals That Require Getting Out Of Bed, Sorry

5 Hoodies He Had A Good Run With But Are Yours Now

Woman Who Signs Emails ‘Cheers’ Actually Dehydrated

Should You Kiss His Roommate On The First Date?

I’m Not Like Other Girls, Except That an IKEA Dresser Has Fallen On Me

Women Are Ghostbusters Now, So You Better Fucking Text Me Back

Ummm These Foods Are Green, Soooo…

How To Turn That Handsome Stranger Into Your Boyfriend And Then Back Into A Stranger Again

My Soulmate Is Somewhere Out There, Learning How To Fuck Right

How To Cut Your Bangs So Everyone Asks, ‘Do You Cut Your Own Bangs?’

How Neko Atsume Made Me Realize My Actual Cats Need Food, Too

If Trump Becomes President, I’m Moving In With My Boyfriend

Traveling the World Showed Me That I Can Pee Wherever

Which Word From The Title ‘My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2’ Are You?

Galentine’s Day Activities That End Early So You Can See Your Boyfriend

What Your Partner’s Cuddling Style Says About Your Night Farts

Why So Many Millennials Are Choosing to Live With Their Parents Instead of In Shitholes

The 5 Places Your Roommate Probably Keeps Some Condoms

Is He Flirting Or Just A “Walk” Sign?

How to Meet ‘The One’ When You’re Bagging All These 9’s

8 Women Reveal How Many Pizzas They’ve Really Been With

Excuses To Leave The Bar Before You Turn Into A Werewolf

How to Make Your Space Look Bigger When You Live Under the Bed of an Unsuspecting Homeowner

Woman Can Finally Hold Wedding Ceremony For Barbies Whose Boobs She Used To Rub Together

5 Ways To Wear A Strapless Bra Around Your Waist


Get Healthy Skin By Pulling Away From A Bearded Man’s Sensual Kiss

Track Calories By Yelling Them Out Like The Count From ‘Sesame Street’

This Ex-CIA Interrogator Explains How to Catch People in a Lie Then Just Sort of Let It Go

Climate Change Experts Advise Against Getting Bangs

Photos Of Fruit That Imply This Article Is About Juicy Vagines

5 Protest Sign Ideas That Are A Lot Without Being Too Much